20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See if they slow down
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called Therapy...
I finally saw my little cousins. They were real excited and Shawna kept commenting on how much weight I lost. Steven was just happy to see me. I brought my video camera with me and taught them how to work it and they were thrilled. I always let little ones play with my toys as long as I'm there to supervise. The video is kinda nausating. We had a field day. In the pic are my cousins and me and their friend. Amanda the cousin borned after Jason will be 13 on May 4th. I feel so old. I'm ten years older than her and can still remember holding her, playing barbies with her, watching Barney while I babysat her and Teletubbies, and most of all just being like a big sister to her. My older female cousins tormented me and we were only 4 and 7 yrs apart. I also remember being absolutely horrified of them when they started high school with their skyscraper hair. I swear they used a can of hairspray a day!!! I was afraid if I gave them a hug their hair would fall down by the laws of physics and smoosh me. Hey, the apple fell down. His law didn't state "What goes up must come down unless it's hair sprayed". Of course Amanda probably looked at me wierd too when I was in high school. I went through that "all black attire" most teens go through and I admit I did look rather silly with a plastic pacifier hanging from my neck, but that was the style. Now I guess the new trend is wearing pants that go up to the calves with flip flops and carrying a huge purse instead of a bookbag. I really don't like those pants. Capries? That's what I think they're called. I figure if you're going to wear shorts wear shorts or if you want pants, wear pants. Not this half and half bull crap. Jason comes in tonight, but because of rain we won't be going to the range. The range here is closed in the rain. Which I think is bull, because I qualify with my weapon in sun, snow, sleet, rain, high winds,ect.... Hey, if it isn't raining than you aren't training. So, instead of the range we're going to the Discovery Heritage Musuem. I was there one other time with my now ex-fiance and my parents. It's a lot of fun. They give you these interactive cards and you swipe them in the machines and they tell you who you are, what your job will be, and what becomes of your life. They have a couple machines with pre-recorded videos in them and it's like these people are actually talking to you. This one lady keeps insulting you and you really want to beat the snot out of her for treating you so rudely, but that option isn't available. Upgrade time lol. While, at the end of our tour it turned out that my character and my father's character's son got married. Now our characters weren't related to one another but we got a kick out of it none the less. Well that's about all I got for now. May God spread his many blessings on all of you and take care.
Steven, friend, myself, and Shawna viewing what we filmed
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