WARNING: The following entry may be long and not make a lot of sense but when do I make a whole lot of sense anyway?
What's up with you all? Here's the latest scoop on my life. Once again I am the primary BOSS Representative. I get to make single soldiers's lives a little more exciting so to speak, but like the saying goes "I can only help you if you let me help you".
On 01 June 2005 I will retire my SPC rank and be inducted into the Non-Commissioned Corps. YIPPIE!!! My first task: 02 June 2005 CTT Testing. I'm not sure of a PLDC date yet, but know it will be two weeks long since 1400 soldiers need to get through.
Only Lisa can appreciate this: They're sending me to Hazmat. "A hazard to a preventive hazard school." Could be worse, it could be Safety.
A song that has eluded me for some time has finally been located on the Google search engine. "The Most Beautiful Song" by Lunik has been purchased by yours truly and will be playing sometime soon in her cd player. Why is this significant? Allow me to break it down. I do not listen to AFN radio, so the broadcasts are all in German(a language I don't speak). Well this song has recieved loads of air play and each time I didn't understand who the personalities were saying the artists were, and worse I really suck at getting lyrics correct when I listen to anything and the only lyrics I knew for sure was the chorus which was "du du du". Do you have any idea how many songs have "du du du" in them? Frustrated I came up with a plan, the next time the song was played I would listen real closely and get to the bottom of this song. It has taken me four months to get one sentence and the lucky sentence: "The most beautiful song." I put the sentence in the trusted Google search engine and(drum roll please) came up with "The Most Beautiful Song" by Lunik. Now I purchase all my music from MSN and love it, but MSN didn't have it. Did I cheat on my beloved MSN? Yes, but not to worry we reconciled. I had to go to the Songsearch CD Store, and this website is great also. This site carries the "hard to find" music. The only thing I don't like is it doesn't have downloads so you have to wait for your music to come in by mail. Other than that it's cool.
I am four months free of smoking!!! But now have another addiction to combat: frozen CoolWhip with Hershey's Chocolate Syrup.
Amazon.Com now has become my new Walmart. I love shopping so much more now. To think no lines, no babies crying, no parking, no hassles, and most importantly NO PRICE CHECKS!!! Seriously, Amazon rocks!!!
No man in my life yet, but I do have my eye on three potential gentlemen. Who will win? Who knows? I might not date either of them. We'll see as time goes on.
AND NOW FOR YOU'RE ENJOYMENT AN INSTALLMENT OF JEN'S INCREDIBLY DUMB MOMENTS PT 1
10. Putting JOY dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher because the label said "dishwashing detergent" Yes, the floor and dishes both got cleaned.
09. Carrying more than I could handle and falling down the stairs. This resulted in a grade 2 inversion ankle sprain.
08. Yelling out the punch line at a comedy show.
07. Making popcorn and after not hearing any popping noticing my popcorn bag was on top of the microwave. The bag had printed instructions.
06. Damn near killed myself when I thought I had the ultimate cleaning combination of Clorox and Ammonia.
05. Plugging in a $150 picture printer that was 110V-120V into a 220V socket. Good thing the camera came with an USB cable.
04. In High School Chemistry my partner and I had to restart our project so I rinsed out our cauldron that had Mercury in it. Water+Mercury=HEAT!!!
03. Thinking I could balance my then six year-old brother on my then seven-year old shoulders and carry him from the kitchen to the living room. We made it to the kitchen table.
02. Making glue out of flour and water and a mess too in hopes to glue a plastic hook back together.
01. Saying I know exactly where something is and getting everyone lost.
Well that's all I got for now.
God bless and take care,
Jen
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