Got this in an e-mail and wanted to share it.

God Bless and Take Care,

Jen

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I can not tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember,you and I have been going steady for years and I still don't love you yet!  As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.

SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while underage, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too.  Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.  Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone

As I grow in my walk with Christ, I am beginning to notice changes within myself.  First, I have almost quit cussing entirely.  Second, I am beginning to get more self-control over my anger.  Thirdly, I read the whole book of Matthew, Ephesians, and Philippians.  Lastly, it is still a struggle, but I am trying to give up my smoking habit once and for all.  With all these things going for me, how can I fail?

I am reading a great book by William Schnoebelen entitled Lucifer Dethroned.  This book is excellent.  It is William Schnoebelen's true story of how he was a hardcore Satanist and got saved.  I recommend this book to anyone.

Also, for more Christian fun go to this website: www.chick.com. 

Well gotta go, got some more reading to do.

God bless and take care,

Jen

This is what makes my family tick.

Me

Your Birthdate: October 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

My brother

Your Birthdate: January 5

You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others. Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy. Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas. Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges. Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom Your power color: Tangerine Your power symbol: Ace Your power month: May

My dad

Your Birthdate: June 16

You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head. You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking. People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right. You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself. Your strength: Your original approach to thinking Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others Your power color: Pale blue Your power symbol: Wavy line Your power month: July

Last but not least, my beautiful mother

Your Birthdate: February 24

You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June

Now you know.

God bless and take care,

Jen

It has been a while since I've written anything.  My parents know because my dad recieved his Father's Day card late.  Not too much has been happening here as of late.  As far as horse and pony shows go, I spoke too soon.  Can't go too much into that though.  If you were here, you'd know. 

Well that's about all I have for now.  God Bless and Take Care,

Jen

I have been really busy lately and now have the chance to write, so bear with me, this could be a long entry.  I am now in Afghanistan.  It's an interesting country, and also the poorest in the Middle East.  Iraq is probably a trillion times richer!!!  This country is nothing but dust.  Dust is everywhere.  It's in the air, on the ground, in my ears, and my nose.  I can't escape it!!!  It's really bad when you see a helicopter go by and this hideous dust cloud is behind it.  For the safety of my comrades and myself I will not go into details about my location or my rotation here.  As far as safety goes, it's too soon to tell.  The people are poor but not stupid, so I'm sure the enemy is more than capable of harming or killing us.  Every country has a bomb genius.  We had to go to our bunkers because we got attacked.  It didn't last too long though.  What I would like is for these people to bring it head on instead of trying to blow us to kingdom come.  What cowards.  They know we'll whoop them in a fire fight, so the only way to do any damage is blow us up.  But, they're destroying their country along with us.  I often wonder if they argue about "the credit" when the news shows their attacks. 

Leading up to my deployment, I was very busy.  My NCOIC was in the hospital with meningitis, his replacement was on leave, and that just left me to do inventories, supply runs, BN Sports Day set-up, and ranges.  I was so frustrated and couldn't ask for help, because I didn't want to have to check up people and then end up doing the work they were doing later because they did it wrong.  Sheesh!!!  I was so tired and miserable and then my deployment date kept changing and I had to pack my bags, re-register my car, and get my medical screening cleared.  Believe me, when I finally boarded the plane, I sighed a sigh of relief. 

Now, since my change-over is complete, I can take a little bit of an easy.  I still have missions I have to run and still have my end to hold up, but it's none of that garrison bull crap.  No horse and pony shows here!!! 

Well that's about all I've been up to.  I think I'm going to start my stories up again to give you all something else to read other than my life.

I hope you all had a wonderful Easter and don't forget what Jesus did for us.  He is risen!!!

God bless and take care,

Jen

This we already knew.

You Are 50% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

YES I AM STILL MORBID AND IT FITS ME TO A TEE!!!

God bless and take care,

Jen

You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead). Disappear 100% Gunshot 87% Posion 73% Natural Causes 67% Disease 67% Suffocated 67% Stabbed 67% Bomb 60% Cut Throat 47% Suicide 40% Drowning 33% Accident 33% Eaten 0% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

Another Reason I Think My 1SG is Cool

My unit did PT yesterday morning and it was great.  At the end of the AAR our 1SG talked to us and she was more insightful than normal this time.  For some reason when our 1SG talks not too many personnel listen or care for that matter, but I want to emulate the example she sets and I do listen and take to heart and mind the things she says for my development.  Anyway, we have a big problem with personnel waiting until the last minute to put in leave and pass forms.  Company policy is 15 days out for submitting unless something spur of the moment comes up or it's emergency leave.  Now, our 1SG is getting tired of jumping through hoops to get these forms to the commander before the actual leave or pass takes place, and for good reason-SHE'S THE 1SG!!!  Well, today she told us all that all the last minute paperwork was going to stop.  Then, she added the best part to this whole thing that I'm still smiling about.  She said that anyone can call her what they want even though they wouldn't dare tell her it to her face, but no one can say that she doesn't provide support to us.  Which is so true.  This woman goes to bat for personnel that are apft failures, overweight, and have administrative action taken against them.  She is the most unbiased person I know.  Grant it she yells a lot, but I think she does it more for a control measure.  I think it's either yell or strangle and she chooses to yell.  The most positive impact I received from this outstanding NCO was the quote: "Look in the mirror at yourself.  Are you upholding the standard?  How can you correct someone else when you're all jacked up?"  When I got pinned my SGT I immediately placed my NCO Creed above my mirror, so every morning I can look at myself in the mirror and see what others see.  Am I in regulatory guidelines or am I a soup sandwich?  My 1SG has made me a better person in this Army and I am sure going to miss her, and I pray that I get the opportunity to work with her again.  As we say in PA, she is a pistol.

For Lisa

I bought a book of hysterical signs and the one I thought was one of the best was "Super Perfct Typing, for all your typing needs."

Well that's all I have for now, so God Bless and Take Care,

Jen

STEELERS ROCK!!!

I really dislike change.  I am probably in the company of some of the best people in world in my unit.  We are all like one huge dysfunctional family.  I couldn't ask for a better chain of command and subordinates.  They are all wonderful and skillful in all their endeavors.  I'm just feeling melancholically about leaving them and then returning to a whole bunch of new people.  It's like an inside PCS.  I will really miss them, but that is all a part of life whether military or not.  People come in and go out.  We begin relationships and just hope they stand the test of time.  We want letters and phone calls and we do that for a couple of months, but then life takes over and we adapt without the very people we thought we couldn't adapt without.  How mysterious!!!  I've met so many wonderful people in my life (Lisa you're included) and many of them have been my sanity savers.  I have a tendency to get a little excited and agitated about a few things, and these people actually save me from losing my rank by calming me down before I flip out or do something stupid.  So, thank-you from the bottom of my heart to all the special people in my life.  I love you all dearly and may God grant His many blessings on your life as well as your family's.

Many of us have pet peeves, but is it possible to break our own?  Of course leave it to me to do something deemed impossible or unlikely.  I just have luck like that.  Anyway I have a couple of pet peeves and one of those pet peeves is cleanliness.  Everything has it's proper place and needs to be there.  I have gotten so disorganized lately I could just scream.  I can't stand disorganization, and I don't have my mom to help me.  My room is so out of hand that "mighty maid" would have problems and need the help of the "super janitors."  Slowly but surely my room is starting to turn around and look good again, but it's taking too much time.  Thank-God we don't have room inspections here!!!  This weekend is my goal to put everything together, so I'll leave you posted.

That's all I have for now.  Take care and God bless you and your family,

Jen

Got this from Lisa.

It's the best blond joke ever!!!

blond joke

God bless and take care

Jen