August 5, 2004
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Chain letters!!! Some people need a hobby instead of writing retarded things that say at the end you’ll be cursed if you don’t follow it or send it to people. Well I have news to all the chain letter writers.
1. Heaven will not close their gates on me because I failed to send an e-mail saying I believed in God. God knows I believe in Him and His Son my Lord and Savior. They are always in my heart.
2. I refuse to believe that I will encounter ten years worth of lost loves just because I won’t spin around while drinking a glass of milk saying the man’s name I admire.
3. There is nothing wrong with Coke. What else are us non-Pepsi drinkers suppose to drink.
4. If I see someone following me that I don’t think are the police even though they have a light on top of their unmarked car, I’ll go into a crowed parking lot and call the police, not some * number that doesn’t work.
5. I will not encounter years of bad luck just because I delete a letter. How much worse can my luck get anyway? Oh, I know, another chain letter in my inbox!!!
6. I already have great friends that care for me as I do for them and I doubt my years of friendship are going to go down the drain.
These letters are pointless fabrications to make people feel paranoid in their lives. For those of you that answer these chain letters here’s what you do.
1. Want to see a miracle? Visit a hospital’s maternity ward or go for a nature walk or go see the Rain Forest and deliver much needed Humanitarian goods(Lisa will help you get there and support you 100%)
2. Want to get to Heaven? Open your Bible, join a Bible study group, ask Christ into your heart, and pray for your enemies as well as the people you love.
3. Don’t like Coke? Drink something else!!!
4. Is someone following you pretending to be a cop? Pull into a crowed parking lot, go to the police station, or call the police.
5. Don’t want bad luck? It’s concept bad things sometimes happen to good people. Don’t do anything to put yourself in a jeopardizing situation, and don’t try to win a Darwin Award.
6. Want rewarding friendships? Talk to people and don’t be forceful when you do it, join clubs or other recreational activities and groups, get out and be yourself. If someone doesn’t want to be your friend than they’re not worth your friendship.
7. Want love? Put an ad in the paper, do internet dating, ask for your friends’ help.
I just noted some chain letters but there are numerous ones out there. Come on people we are smarter than this. Have we been set back so far we have to allow a letter to dictate our lives? I think not.
Sorry for the long blog but I just feel that someone had to address the issue.
God bless and take care,
Jen
Comments (3)
Answer to question 3: Water.
But yes, I agree with you. Sometimes I like the sentiment but not the evil threat of hives at the bottom, so I just edit that out and send it along without the menacing afterthoughts.
Jen
Mom and I thought your letter was very good and right to the point the last chain letter I got said that if I didn’t sent it to 25 people that my nose would fall off, By the way did I leave my ears at your place the last time we visited you ?
Love Mom & Dad
LOL SOOO True about the chain letters…good points!